December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
obnoxiously blaring old Brittney Spears and cleaning. bbl.
Watchcallitwhattyouwantt:
romanticheartlesslighttrails:
shutup-n-kiss-me:
mbtakeoverbabyyy:
carissssx3:
neonbrutality:
ilikwafflesgir:
insecurityandsmiles:
hoodratism at its finest.
If my child ever decide to do so shit like that
And this is why my children will be in church every Sunday. These kids need Jesus.
i was laughing like madd! “and this bitch will kick ya ass, and this...
Watchmomsensbitch:
hahah night made
Reblog if you were born in the 90's and don't have...
Skype.
Listening to Heather and her brother singgggg. sooo gooooood, and adorable.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Anonymous asked: One day your gonna want me like I wanted you cense the day I met you!
Anonymous asked: what girl?
holy faaaaahck.
That girl was gorgeous.
Sweet tangerine - The Hush Sound.
“One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried...”
– Unknown (via lesbiansandladygaga)
Reblog if you're single as fuck.
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I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had...
…..well I’ve usually asked the girls parents to date a girl if I really really like her. But..I’m a girl soo.
R.I.P To Everybody who didn't make It to Christmas...
Anonymous asked: i can't really tell you...if you knew it would be awkward i think....i dont know i just didnt' know if you would be open to awkward
Anonymous asked: i did reply back!!!
“A lot of parents will do anything for their children, except let them be...”
– Banksy (via the-endisnigh
)
Anons.
I hate when a anon tells you something and you want to know who they are but they didn’t reply back! its christmas eve and I think anons should be in the christmas spirit and tell the people who they are.
To Be Extraordinary: Dear Future Wife; →
natashanicole88:
On times like tonight, where we’re rushing to get ready before we meet my family for Christmas Eve dinner, please don’t get mad at me when I stop you from whatever it is that you’re doing, to kiss you. Nothing in this world will be as important as you darling, and I plan on reminding you ever…
Anonymous asked: you seem like someone who puts up their gaurd. and im the same. and i would like to get to know you but...we have someone in common that would probably make you not want to get to know me. in the first place. which i would understand altogether. trust me. but why im writing this is to see how you will react, if you are open to it or not. hope you don't get offended or upset or whatever. merry...
Anonymous asked: girlfriend?
Dear future girlfriend,
Lately you’ve been questioning if I still see you the same way Cause through these trying years we gonna both physically change Now don’t you know you’ll always be the most beautiful woman I know So let me reassure you darling that my feelings are truly unconditional, see I’ll love you when your hair turns grey girl I still want you if you gained a little weight, yeah The way I feel...